The Large Hadron Collider...
Some people are worried that recreating the first moment of the Big
Bang under the Swiss countryside might be a trifle... well,
dangerous. The new particle accelerator at CERN was switched on
recently, and put through its paces. So far, no collisions of those
pesky sub-atomic particles have been performed for our general
amusement, but we now know that the scientist guys have got their
engineering sums right, and will create the first sub-atomic
rendezvous some time this Autumn.
Yay.
So why the worry? If you created a list setting out the order of
nations who most desired to destroy the planet, the Swiss would
certainly feature somewhere near the bottom of it. Yes, CERN is an
international organisation. But not of military men and women. The
Big Bang consisted of the entire energy of the Universe, primed in
an egg-cup. The LHC is on a somewhat smaller scale. It's safe
enough.
The fact is that a lot of the anxiety has been generated in
the USA, whose own similar project was shelved early on for lack of
funds. Simply put, the Europeans have got there first, and may
uncover some of the secrets of the universe. Naturally, the
Europeans are more excited, and proud, than anxious.
During the 1950s, the US military conducted a series of nuclear bomb
tests. Many of them were accompanied by reports of UFO activity, by
trained observers and radar. It seemed that someone, or someTHING, was
watching the tests with keen interest. As clouds of radioactive
fallout routinely drifted across the continental USA after the
testing, green fireballs were observed. Were they UFOs, or some
natural phenomenon associated with radioactive fallout?
In those days, the safety of the general population was of secondary
importance to the military mind, bent on discovering how the secrets
of the universe could be put to good use to tame the Russians (and
we British were no better, choosing instead the Australian outback
to conduct our own atomic bomb tests).
So, extrapolating this thought, if the LHC is dangerous to humanity
and the Earth, then we should now expect UFOs aplenty over the
mountainous terrain of beautiful Switzerland.
Which is strange,
really, because that's exactly what I saw this summer, whilst on
vacation there, in the northern alps.
My cousin and I were walking across the top of a hill at night,
overlooking the valley towards the Appenzeller Alps. The majestic
mountain Santis created a stunning backdrop for a valley full of low
cloud, which appeared like a sea of cotton wool in the moonlight.
Looking across the valley, I saw a lone white light bobbing around
near the distant mountain. It appeared to be casting a light over
the mountain, but it's movement was what caught my eye. It moved
erratically, and quickly, bobbing up and down, and side to side. A
most unnatural movement for a light aircraft or helicopter.
My Swiss cousin watched the light too, and I commented on how weird
it was. "Do you believe in UFOs?" she asked, clearly oblivious of my
long-standing interest in the subject. I chuckled. In a few
moments, the low cloud began to lift, rapidly, and we were suddenly
wrapped in fog. The UFO, and indeed, the mountain, had now
disappeared!
I don't know what we witnessed. It may have been a plane whose
perceived movement was affected by the highly unusual atmospheric
conditions of the valley that evening. But I do wonder whether our
new scientific excursion into the sub-atomic world might bring forth
the visitors who routinely scoured the skies of the south western
United States over 50 years ago.
The only problem with all that is that if we know one thing about
the UFO phenomenon, it's that it's almost completely unpredictable.
As unpredictable, perhaps, as reproducing the conditions of the Big
Bang.
Article written by
Andy Lloyd
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© Andy Lloyd - 10th February 2009